For KB on his special day

Attempting to find something really classy to post for KB on his birthday, I started out by searching the Google for “big ….. bar babes and belly dancers,” but all that did was link me back to the DAILY MUSE (The Daily Muse was the first hit that popped up). So I did some searches using the terms “bar babes,” “burlesque,” “tattoos,” and such, but the clip above was about the most classiest I found, which ‘aint sayin much. Just sayin. I tried to find Anthony Bourdain’s diatribe about burlesque from his Berlin episode, but couldn’t find it. So the little snippet of classiness above will have to do for the time being.


18 Responses to “For KB on his special day”

  1. unclebanjo Says:

    WDL! Here’s the real deal and Happy Birthday BigK!

  2. corndoggie Says:

    Happy returns of the day, Biggie K.
    I’m. Just saying.

    Eyeballs (special eyeball gift coming soon).

  3. rotobra Says:

    Happy birthday you devil you!

  4. Anonymous Says:

  5. corndoggie Says:

    OK, here are the EYEBALLS:

  6. Thanks Guys

  7. uncleBANJO Says:

    I know from posting here it’s easy to make mistakes on the internet and thank god the dangle of the angle never saw the light of day. We being arty types gives us more leeway than most. This guy knows the deal and yet he clicks away anyway?

    This is Weiner’s beautiful wife :

  8. boatdog Says:

    Sometimes I wish I could take a make-shift ship to France where they could give a rats ass about your personal life as long as you are good at making good policy, which, as near as I can tell this guy is good. Wish this kind of obsessive morality crap would go away.

  9. uncleBANJO Says:

  10. uncleBANJO Says:

    By Geno McGahee

    David Martines has claimed to have proven that there is a space station on Mars via the use of “Google Mars,” similar to “Google Earth.” The picture is very compelling and it looks like it could very well be a space station of sorts, but I’m not an expert and neither are those that are writing and dismissing it, but Stan Hernandez of New Mexico is an expert and he was more than happy to look at the evidence and give an EXPERT opinion. Mr. Hernandez, the floor is yours.

    “Interesting. I see that people…non-experts have come forward to dismiss this, but you’re talking to a guy that crapped his pants. Why did I crap my pants you ask? Well, it’s because of my Roswell experience. I was there when that spaceship landed and an Army guy grabbed me and scared the living crap out of me literally and he wouldn’t have done that if there wasn’t something to it!

    So, I have dedicated my life to never soiling another pair of pants and uncovering the truth and my sources at NASA tell me that this shocked them right out of their shorts and that they have verified that it was made by intelligent life. Remember that dude that they caught on tape roaming around Mars? That was real too. They keep covering things up, but if you saw what was really going on, you’d crap your pants faster then I could say ET phone home.”

    Thank you Mr. Hernandez for your input. I hope that this settles it.

  11. Anonymous Says:

  12. boatdog Says:

    Well, if the guy with the “viral” video (it had 170 views when I looked at it) had posted the coordinates of the Google Mars space station ,then any of us could go look at the thing. But he didn’t. Just sayin. He might have made it all up. Hell, I don’t even know if there really is such a thing as “Google Mars.” In my day, we didn’t have nothing but the nekkid eye. (curmudgeon mad cow)

  13. Anonymous Says:

    The original video, which garnered over 1.2 million hits was pulled from YouTube, but was then reposted.

    He even lists the co-ordinates 49’19.73″N 29 33’06.53″W so others can go see the anomaly for themselves.

    p.s. “I want to believe”

    It would be nice if intelligent life came here and straighten out all the superstitions of man, the Holy Wars should have ended back during the Crusades.

    The Earth is what is sacred not a bunch of superstitious beliefs. The native Americans were hip but European trash who rule the world are destroying it at lighting speed.

  14. corndoggie Says:

    Yep, them Euro-trash with their relentlessly hip sunglasses and relentless perky electronic dance beats are a menace, for sure.

  15. boatdog Says:

    I don’t want to believe or not believe. So it is merely for the sake of looking at an alternative viewpoint that I offer this:

  16. boatdog Says:

    …and it is (nearly as we can tell) true that the Europeans were more successful than other regional groups because (evidence suggests that) 8,000 years ago they had geographic advantages, and long term political advantages that led to a greater ability to prosper and develop technology.

    They had the plants: the greatest variety of high protein agriculturally adaptable native plants.

    They had the animals: The greatest varieties of domesticable native animals on the planet (there have only been only about 14 major species of useful domesticable animals worldwide in the last 10,000 years, and the best variety happened to live in Europe)

    They had the long term climate stability: Their land didn’t turn to desert as it did in the middle east.

    They had disorder and fragmentation in government: Compare and contrast: IN the 15th Century, China had a large fleet of 600 foot long ocean-going vessels and huge crews to sail them, but a change in their large centrally controlled government banned the practice and China’s potency as a seafaring nation ended. On the other hand, Columbus tried several times to find a sponsor for his expedition, going from regional power to regional power until he finally succeeded in Spain.

    …in addition to the sunglasses and perky dance beats, of course.

  17. corndoggie Says:

    I’ll buy the idea of inherent geographic advantages to a certain extent, but I’d say it’s more than 50% cultural… as the world’s cultures exfloriated in a variety of directions, Westerners happened to stumble down a pathway that had inherent advantages, especially the Greek->Roman->today political and technological traditions.

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